To clean a ceiling fan:
1. Drag and push the very heavy drinks fridge across the tiles until it is under the fan.
2. Use the nearby basin as a stepladder to climb onto the top of the fridge.
3. While kneeling, reach up to wipe the blades clean.
Note: Ensure nothing has been unplugged beforehand and that onlookers are available to watch and laugh if you fall.
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